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Saturday, April 30, 2011

sMs tiPS...*.^

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P


Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.



True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!



U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE



2 comments:

HajarRasdi [BdkKck] said...

age is just a number right? =)

Sachin said...

thanks for sharing nice post love text messages
quotes about love

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